'I can get a new brother? On the internet?' Jonny muttered. 'Oh sweet mangoes of heaven!'
Everyone has dreamed of being able to get rid of their brother or sister at one time or another - but for Jonny, the dream is about to become a reality with SiblingSwap.com! What could be better than someone awesome to replace Ted, Jonny's obnoxious older brother.
But finding the perfect brother isn't easy, as Jonny discovers when Sibling Swap sends him a line of increasingly bizarre replacements: first a merboy, then a brother raised by meerkats, and then the ghost of Henry the Eighth! What's coming next?! Suddenly old Ted isn't looking so bad. But can Jonny ever get him back?
A hilarious tale of wish fulfilment gone wrong that every child will relate to - perfect for fans of Pamela Butchart, My Brother is a Superhero and David Baddiel's The Parent Agency.
Meet NOISY NED! He's the best (and loudest) superhero around and
in this thrilling illustrated adventure he's here to save the day!
Ned Boyer is a smaller than the average boy with a louder than
the average voice. Often people - his parents, teachers, random strangers
- tell Sam to SHUSH! but it's like asking a baby polar bear
to stop looking cute. Impossible! When a sinister new teacher,
Mrs Sandy Mann, starts at Ned's school, he realizes she wants to
silence children and their creativity, energy and noisy zest for
life - with a special sleep spell. Only Ned's shouty voice can
break through her spell and save his friends from her slumber. But
can he defeat her for good and restore fun to the school?